Lauren Conrad to ‘Design’ Emmy Dress

Lauren Conrad wants to prove to her naysayers that she is deserving of the title “celebrity designer” by creating a gown to be worn by one of the Emmy awards trophy girls.

The reality television personality said, “I will be doing a red carpet look that still reflects the simple classic design of the Lauren Conrad Collection but with a black tie twist.”

Notice that no real celebrity of any merit whatsoever has been roped into wearing this black tie twist.

It’s such a shame that Heidi Montag won’t be designing any red-carpet frocks. The potential for nip-slips would be exponentially greater.