Lily Allen’s Nipples Demand Their Freedom

Never let it be said that Lily Allen doesn’t know how to capitalize on a trend.

Keenly realizing that toplessness is the new black, the chameleon-like singer trounced the competition Thursday and provided not one, but two, nipple slips while dashing around London.

Clearly, Lily’s newfound sobriety has put her back on top of her game. And the new look is certainly more complimentary than some of the outfits she’s been sporting lately.

Of course, anyone viewing these photos is liable to develop a drinking problem, but such is the circle of life.