Shia LaBeouf Will Still Be Able to Pinky Swear

Shia LaBeouf’s pinky finger is not going to be amputated, according to E! News.

His rep says that the reportedly grim fate of Shia’s tea cup balancer is a “completely fabricated story.”

The Transformers 2 drunk’s hand was crushed in a traffic accident two weekends ago. LaBeouf received surgery, and he’s been sporting a cast and bandages over his appendage since then.

Recent stories said that he called in to the set to report that the pinky was going bye-bye.

An intact hand is good news for Shia’s next flick. Because who wants to fight gigantic robots that can turn into various vehicles without the pinky finger? Your machine gun aim would be way off.

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