Christina Ricci for Parliament

Putting herself at risk for cancer by purchasing a pack of cigarettes, seriously svelte Christina Ricci avoids an even greater danger when she sidesteps a stand full of gas station beef jerky.

For a Hollywood actress, the only thing worse than a life-threatening illness is falling off the diet wagon.

Career considerations aside, hopefully casually fashionable Christina will drop the nasty habit and realize that smoking just isn’t cute.