The Jonas Brothers Escalate the Tween Wars
The eldest of the Jonas Brothers wore a “Team Demi and Selena” T-shirt in public, polarizing fans of the Disney superstars by forcing them to take sides with their idols.
Imagine all the poor kiddies caught in the middle who happen to be fans of Miley, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez! The future therapy bills for these conflicted rugrats are already staggering their parents’ imaginations.
It’s bad enough screaming girls are getting busted trying to climb onto the roof of Chez Jonas.
It’s just a good thing the three bros are virgins. Otherwise they’d take cues from other rockers and put ladders outside their windows.