Britney Spears and Tiny Pimps Are ‘OK!’

Here’s Britney Spears and her part-time sons on the cover of OK! magazine. Britney got paid for consented to another interview with OK! to show off the new, improved (and sane) Britney.

Apparently, Britney’s ex, and Sean and Jayden’s dad, Kevin Federline, was a big influence on what the Spears boys wore for the cover shoot.

In the interview, Brit hopes her sons shun show business.

“I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood,” she explains. It’s a little late for that!

Spears also says she was taken aback when her little sister Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up.

“She’s always been the baby,” says Brit. “And now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.”

Britney’s dad/captor Jamie Spears was present for the interview and remarked on the Lord’s divine intervention.

“God has a way of taking something bad and turning it into something good,” he says. “If this hadn’t happened, I would never have been able to get back with my daughter and have this relationship I have with these two little boys.”

We have God to blame for all of this?