Heading Back to ‘90210’

The much-heralded return of 90210 on the CW has stricken plenty of thirty-somethings almost breathless in anticipation. Now to whet appetites even more, there are photos from the first episode!

And it looks just like…every other teen show out there.

Midwestern outsider has to fit in (Shanae Grimes). Check. Sexy bitch on wheels rules the school (AnnaLynne McCord). Check. Interpid school reporter digging for the dirt (Michael Steger). Check.

Troubled high school dark horse in a wetsuit goes nightsurfing and intrigues the Midwesterner (Dustin Milligan). Check.

Well, its always smart to stick with your tried-‘n-true formula.

At least we’ll have blasts from the past Jenny Garth and the evil Shannen Doherty gracing the halls of West Beverly High at some point.

Sadly, Tori Spelling felt that she was worth more than she actually is and bowed out.