Heidi Montag: Stop! Or My Mom Will Shop

Here’s Heidi Montag and mom Darlene strutting up and down Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills for a photo op to have some quality mother-daughter bonding time. And to have a photo op do some shopping.

Maybe Heidi’s just stocking up for that trip to Iraq. Because an Hermes scarf will look so dashing with just the right glow from a mortar attack.

Darlene looks a little too put together and comfortable. Suddenly it’s easy to see where Heidi got her carnal thirst for the camera lens.

Celeb’s relatives should be a little less obvious, and stay out of the line of paparazzi fire. Not dive in head first like an untamed cougar.