Paris Hilton Sued for Lack of Self-Promotion

Paris Hilton is being sued by Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. for allegedly not properly promoting the film National Lampoon’s Pledge This!

Hilton starred in the sorority comedy and also acted as executive producer, according to the 2004 agreement.

The suit was filed in the U.S. District Court in Miami. World Wide claims that the politically-minded heiress owes $75,000 in damages for not living up to her obligation of “reasonable promotion and publicity.”

That is weird—it’s not like Paris should have a problem selling crap that is utterly without taste or value of any kind.

And until she pays up, each and every single pair of her capri pants will be receiving the same knife treatment. So, she’d better wipe that impertinent smile off her face.