Penelope Cruz Says She’s no Beauty

Pervy Woody Allen handpicked her to tongue-wrestle with the gorgeous Scarlett Johannson, but Penelope Cruz is still down-to-earth about her looks.

And by down-to-earth, that means she must need glasses.

“I don’t think I am beautiful,” Cruz tells Parade. “I can look good and I can look ugly. When I was younger I wanted everyone to look at me. Now I like to watch other people. You can learn a lot of interesting things.”

She totally just said she likes to watch, didn’t she?

In that case, Jessica Simpson’s got some pretty intimate Internet action going on, Penelope. You know, in case you’re into girls and all.

Plus, who knows…Jess might be single soon.