Shanna Moakler Lands a Job

Hallelujah! Someone finally found something for Shanna Moakler to do besides stalk her ex-husband and pick ridiculous fights with other reality-TV stars.

The one-time Mrs. Travis Barker has been named Executive Director of Miss California USA. The pageant’s official Web site declares that the 33-year-old former Miss USA  “stands behind pageants and believes they launched her into her world of acting and modeling.”

Congratulations, Shanna! Try not to turn the pool of Miss California USA contestants into your own personal vendetta factory.

On second thought, go for it. Watching you emotionally terrorize a bunch of young, self-conscious women would be more entertaining than listening to them discuss how they would change the world.