Tony Romo: Keeping His Options Open?
Is all not well in Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s world?
According to Us, American Idol alum Carrie Underwood tells the upcoming issue of Allure that the Dallas Cowboys quarterback—whom Underwood used to date—still reaches out and touches her on occasion, albeit via telephone.
“We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame,” Underwood reveals. “I don’t know. The phone will ring and it’ll be him, and I’ll maybe not answer.”
“I’ll maybe not answer?” Oh, snap! Tony Romo, dissed and dismissed by his old girlfriend in the national press! And revealed as pathetic to boot!
Seriously, though, Tony. Sure, things with Jessica are probably hard to deal with at times. But drunk-dialing an uninterested ex is really not the way to go.
You’re dating Jessica Simpson. Who is the official owner of the best celebrity breasts, perhaps of all time. And apparently does pole-dancing shows over the Internet for you. And throws herself into a state of extreme delusion for the benefit of your relationship.
And, perhaps most important of all, she really enjoys stuffing her face with meat.