Lindsay Lohan Defends Her Sister’s Chest

Lindsay Lohan flew to her MySpace page to refute claims that her little sister and porn auditoner Ali Lohan had gotten a boob job.

Us ran a photo comparison of Ali which seems to indicate that her chest has expanded rather suddenly. Apparently, no one over at Us has heard of puberty.

(In their defense, Ali does tend to look a little…stripperish. Ask Anderson Cooper.

Lindsay was irritated when the paparazzi asked about her sister’s mature-looking bosom.

“It made me feel a bit sick to my stomach,” she blogged.

My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given,” she wrote. “Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body.”

Lindsay added that she’s “not judging” people who do get cosmetic surgery.

Good, because that would encompass 3/4 of Los Angeles. You don’t want to piss off that many people.

Lindsay also mentioned that Samantha Ronson’s out of town and that she misses her. She keeps saying their relationship is private, but she keeps bringing it up.