Lauren Conrad Is a Complex Woman
The depths of Lauren Conrad’s thought process will never cease to amaze.
“I love Gossip Girl,” Conrad gushes, “I just love it. It’s so gossipy and superficial. It’s amazing.”
Would she like to make a guest appearance on the show? L.C. hedges, “It would ruin it for me. I like watching other people get gossiped about. It makes me feel better.”
Got it: Gossiping rules. Except when you’re the one getting gossiped about.
And “superficial” is “amazing.”
Some people might claim that such contradictions make Lauren a hypocrite.
Don’t blame them, L.C.; not many minds can take all sides of an issue as deftly as you can.
You’re wasting your time with this TV stuff. Really, consider a career in politics.