Rumer Willis: Hairy Tumor
Rumer "Not so much Demi, more like Bruce" Willis has been named one of People magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People.
"After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way," says Rumer, according to Page Six.
Rumer thinks that her name was to blame for people's initial response to her.
"In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor,'" she reminisces.
Kids are cruel, but they're also excellent rhymers.