Rumer Willis: Hairy Tumor

RumerNot so much Demi, more like BruceWillis has been named one of People magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful People.

This is despite constant observations that she hasn’t exactly inherited her mother’s more straightforward beauty.

“After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way,” says Rumer, according to Page Six.

Rumer thinks that her name was to blame for people’s initial response to her.

“In school, kids would sing, ‘Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor,'” she reminisces.

Kids are cruel, but they’re also excellent rhymers.