Remember When: Lindsay and Samantha Were Straight

On June 3, 2005, Jake Gyllenhaal and Samantha Ronson shared an intimate lunch at Hollywood’s Urth Caffe. 

Yes, this isn’t a funny joke. Samantha Ronson and Jake Gyllenhaal. Together. Too good to be true, right?

Let’s hope Lindsay Lohan doesn’t read this, because you know she’s going to be seeing images of Brokeback Jake everytime she’s sipping on cocktails underneath Sam’s DJ table. 

Maybe Ronson and G-man were having a meeting about the best way to hide his true sexual feelings. Or maybe Jake was the reason Sam went gay?

And what does this make Reese Witherspoon? She’s a far cry from DJ extraordinaire

The possibilities are endless. Feel free to your thoughts in the comments!