Madonna Parties Up on Her 50th

Madonna celebrated her 50th birthday at London’s exclusive Volstead club.

She was accompanied by hubby Guy Ritchie, who appears to be trying to put those divorce rumors to bed.

Madonna, looking somewhat livelier than she has recently and wearing every single piece of gold jewelry she owns, was reportedly fooled by the surprise party Ritchie threw her. Ninety guests attended the bash, which rocked till three a.m., according to TMZ

Attendees dined on caviar and quail eggs, and got schnockered on watermelon martinis and Krug Rose champagne

Guy, really going for the we’re-still-happily-married shtick, was said to have given a speech proclaiming his love for Madge and thanking her loyal friends.

The speech then devolved into a Kabbalah commercial, causing the room to lose interest. Is this why she’s leaving him? He can’t sell Kabbalah properly?

Tags: Guy Ritchie