Roseanne Barr vs. Angelina Jolie: It Is so On!

Roseanne Barr vs. Angelina Jolie: It Is so On!-photo

Anyone with a pair of ears already knows that Roseanne Barr has a pretty big mouth.

In an August 15 post on her blog, Roseanne spits a face-full of virtual venom at cranky right-winger/mental deficiency spokesman Jon Voight and his plump-lipped offspring, Angelina Jolie.

Voight recently penned a hit piece on Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama for the Washington Times, while Jolie has expressed reluctance to officially endorse Obama.

Barr's rant begins (typos preserved for flavor), "jon voight is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth."  She goes on to characterize the Deliverance actor as a "used tampon that must be flushed down the toilet immediately!"

Roseanne's poison keyboard then takes aim at Voight's "evil spawn" Angelina and her beau Brad Pitt, who "make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."

Then it's in for the kill, as Barr paints Jolie as hypocritical for considering supporting GOP nominee John McCain while adopting Third World children.

"Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan?" Roseanne hypothetically asks. "(for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too."

Barr signs off, " might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world."

Wow; seriously, don't hold back, Roseanne. And while you're busy taking pot-shots at Republican-leaning celebrities, feel free to vent your rage at this chick. Though, be forewarned; she just might take a shot back at you.



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  • pooteetoot

    LMAOOOO to all who would listen to an idiot like Roseanna Barr. I mean, come on, who was it that insulted all of American, when she decided she could sing so well as to go on National TV and sound like a pig having her litter, destroying the National Athem. Then, she proceeds with pride to shoot all of America the finger. Well sureeeeee, I would support someone of her standards, NOT!!!! Yeah, I would agree with someone that is such a has-been, the only attention she can get is by blogging online about someone she knows nothing about. Come on people, so B/A committed a sin of adultery, I guess none of us has ever committed a sin before? Does not what they do for charity and the millions of dollars they give to help others not over shadow a sin? I dare say that God has forgiven them of their sin, why can't us mere mortals? Anyone without sin throw the first stone, step up and start throwing any of you perfect people.

  • bissyboo

    jay you are the stupid one for getting so into it. come on you don't even know them. anyway roseanne does have a point. and she is great. angelia is a hipacrite and looks like a guy and is a back stabbing, husband stealing bitch. she always said she NEVER wanted kids of her own just adopted. well I guess she changed her mind. well she will find out the hard way when it gets too much. oh yeah she has maid's to do the mothering for her so of course it is easy when you don't have to do it all.

  • chellieann

    Rosanne is as bad as McCain with her vicious comments about Angelina's children. Politics have sank to a new low.

  • Chloe

    I agree with Rosanne - tell it like it is. Angelina & Brad are growing to be ridiculous. taken it all way too far. Get over yourselves, you're not the saviours of the earth.

  • Chloe

    I Agree with Rosanne - tell it like it is. Angelina & Brad are frowing to be ridiculous. taken it all way too far. Get over yourselves, you're not the saviours of the earth.

  • Jay

    I think that everyone who said they agree with Roseanne is a MORON!!!... What business is it of hers how much they made in a year. the fact is that they still donated 3 mill!!!!!! Who of you ever did that??? What damn business is it of yours whether or not they are donating all their money or only a small percentage, at least they are making a large contribution, unlike our dear Roseanne. And they are the faces of charity, maybe they donated 3 mill of their own but did any of you know that their campiagn for attention to the charities resulted in individuals all over the world donating over $2 500 000 in the last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So if you all would prefer that they didn't work those charities, and if you honestly believe they don't care and they are making no difference then why did you look up this page in the first place???? And as for the president, who fucking cares about his race. She is raising her kids in an enviroment where they are learning that it DOESN'T matter what race someone is as long as they get the job done, and they do it right. So you are ALL stuck up assholes, leave the couple alone for once. I bet you all of you loved them up until the stage that Roseanne decided to bad mouth them. Can none of you people survive without putting down some of the only people in the world with lots of money who are ACTUALLY TRYING TO HELP!!!!!!!!!! Are you all STUPID??????????????? Seriously, i think anyone who makes a contribution to those in need shoud be praised, regardless of whether its big or small. And i hope at least some of you read this because in case you forgot, its NOT cool to judge someone when you havn't even heard their side of the story. Unfortunatly for Roseanne, i have heard her side of the story and as far as i am concerned. She is seriously CONFUSED!