Roseanne Barr vs. Angelina Jolie: It Is so On!
Anyone with a pair of ears already knows that Roseanne Barr has a pretty big mouth.
Voight recently penned a hit piece on Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama for the Washington Times, while Jolie has expressed reluctance to officially endorse Obama.
Barr’s rant begins (typos preserved for flavor), “jon voight is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth.” She goes on to characterize the Deliverance actor as a “used tampon that must be flushed down the toilet immediately!”
Roseanne’s poison keyboard then takes aim at Voight’s “evil spawn” Angelina and her beau Brad Pitt, who “make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin’).”
Then it’s in for the kill, as Barr paints Jolie as hypocritical for considering supporting GOP nominee John McCain while adopting Third World children.
“Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party’s worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan?” Roseanne hypothetically asks. “(for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo’d with weekly too!!!? who’s pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America’s right wing military incursions too.”
Barr signs off, “Ps….it might be good for your asian and african children’s self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.”
Wow; seriously, don’t hold back, Roseanne. And while you’re busy taking pot-shots at Republican-leaning celebrities, feel free to vent your rage at this chick. Though, be forewarned; she just might take a shot back at you.