Audrina Patridge Brings Treasures to the Island

Reality TV sensation and blogger extraordinaire Audrina Patridge geared up for season four of The Hills with a poolside party at Las Vegas’ Treasure Island casino.

She was probably also celebrating her newly-landed gig on Jerry O’Connell’s Do Not Disturb.

But, wait. Something’s wrong. Someone’s missing. In particular, Audrina’s latest arm candy appears to be absent from this shindig.

The only explanation could be that he’s back in her suite, silently placing a trail of rose petals from the doorway to the jacuzzi.

Either that, or he’s at the bottom of the pool. How would anyone know?