The ‘Hills’ Crew Gets the Four Seasons Treatment

The fourth season of The Hills premiered last night (hallelujah!), and quite naturally, the self-celebratory cast celebrated their continued relevance with a humongous bash at Malibu’s Paradise Cove.

Reality-TV super-villains Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were in attendance, along with noted clothing designer/puppy-juggler Lauren Conrad, crossover sensation/friend of the little man Audrina Patridge, and all-around gadabout Whitney Port.

Incredibly, despite all of the rivalries the guests have had with each other, a potential nipple slip from L.C. was the closest the evening came to an awkward incident.

The best part? For the endurance of the bash, at least, Montag wasn’t doing anything to further her singing career.