Gisele, Heidi and Angelina Outperforming the Dow

Seeking reports that abs mistress Gisele Bundchen, Emmy nominee Heidi Klum, and Angelina Jolie are so successful at what they do, their celebrity stock indexes are outperforming the Dow.

To hell with Apple; invest in them!

The beauteous three have all had celebrity stock indexes created for them by

“Over the last six months, Gisele Bündchen’s index was up 1.6%, Heidi Klum’s index was down only 0.7%, and Angelina Jolie’s index was down 10%, yet all were better than the Dow, which was down 10.3%,” Seeking reports.

Indexes for the two models and saintly earth mother actress are based on the companies they are connected to, for example—acting as a celebrity spokesperson.


Who knew showing your butt in extremely tacky cut-offs could be so lucrative?