Paris Hilton Goes a Long Way for Friendship

Prepare yourself, England; Paris Hilton is heading your way, and she’s looking for a friend.

The hotel heiress and biking enthusiast is spinning off her MTV reality show, in which she seeks a new running buddy, into a British version for UK station ITV titled Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend.

“Everyone knows I love LA, but I’m in the UK all the time,” Hilton announced. “I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber.”

Other prerequisites presumably include experience in stroking bruised egos, a fondness for shoddy footwear and the ability to convincingly laugh at her jokes, even when they’re not that funny.

Tags: Reality Show