Things Are Getting Bumpy for Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria, do you have any idea the mind-voodoo you’re leveling onto the adoring public?

First your stylist denies that you’re pregnant. Then you go flaunting your puffy belly in Italy…only to turn around and say you want to get pregnant, thereby implying that you’re not.

Now you’re strutting around in this get-up after dinner with Tony Parker at your L.A. eatery Beso. Any rational person would take one look and deduce that you’re about six months with kid.

And don’t even try saying it was the bread sticks, Eva. This charade has gone on long enough.