‘Devout’ Catholic Jenna Jameson Is Pregnant

Us Weekly talked with retired porn star Jenna Jameson about the rumor that she’s expecting a baby. Jameson confirmed the news, adding, “It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible.”

The PETA activist was hesitant about broadcasting this news, given the fact that she miscarried a few years ago while battling cancer. Jenna and UFC fighter boyfriend Tito Ortiz have no plans to marry.

Jenna declares, “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!”

Maybe Angelina Jolie gave Jenna that idea directly.

Jameson’s porn past and unwed-mother status seem to be in conflict with her Catholic beliefs. That is, until you realize that she simply stores her sins in her giant bouncy boobs.

Just look at all that round, pert, sexy sin.