‘The Hills’ Are Full of Green

In Touch claims to know the dollar figures being paid to each of the cast mates from The Hills. Despite bringing in disappointing initial ratings for its fourth season premiere, these kids are getting paid.

The highest banking on the show is Lauren Conrad, who reportedly earns $75,000 per episode. From there, her arch nemeses Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag take home $65,000 each per episode. After the most visible stars of the show, it breaks down as follows:

Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode.
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode.
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode.
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode.
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode.

No wonder everyone on this show thinks they can do anything—act, design clothes, sing, etc. They’re already getting rich by simply existing.