Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Video Vendetta

MTV News reports that Hills rogues Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are being used to promote Facebreaker, a new video game from Electronic Arts. The two put on boxing gloves and beat the pulp out of each other.

Who knew domestic violence and spousal abuse were such core Republican values?

“Limbs contort. Faces stretch. And opponents go flying across the ring,” says MTV’s writeup. Is anyone else sensing a running theme of brutality in Heidi and Spencer’s relationship?

The game also has a camera attachment so the player can snap their own face onto one of the boxers.

In other words, you have the opportunity to beat the blonde tar out of Speidi.

Hmmm. Suddenly Facebreaker doesn’t sound so bad after all! The game is available for XBox 360 and PS3 next week.