Paris Hilton Takes New Best Friends for a Ride

Boob faker Paris Hilton took the remaining competitors in her “find me a friend” reality series for a grocery run on Monday.

Hopefully, the contestants are going to stock up on booze. They’ll need it.

That one girl in the headband looks like she’s ready to jump ship.

After several weeks of Paris’ insinuating they’re all fat, and having to listen to that irritating baby voice—suicide must look rational.

Paris Hilton’s My New Best Friend will air on MTV. It originally started with 20 contestants and it looks like Paris has whittled it down. 

Hopefully the last girl realizes that Paris will never speak to her again after all of this.

Is MTV sure that the XXX heiress will even promote it?

Tags: Paris Hilton, TV