Someone Gave Kelly Osbourne a Thrashing

See, Kelly Osbourne, now this is why you don’t fool around with Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay Lohan might seem like a frail little dame, but you go poking around her lady’s business and you wind up with a shiner and a noggin full of hurt.

Kelly headed out of her London flat and to the doctor after sustaining these injuries of unknown origin.

But let this serve as a lesson to everyone: You don’t mess with the Lohan. A girl who does would be lucky to escape alive.