Jack Black: Cuddly Kidnapper

Father of two, Jack Black shows why he was listed by In Touch magazine as one of the top ten celebrity dads. The expressive star of Kung Fu Panda spent a sunny afternoon out with his boy Samuel Black in a Beverly Hills park. Photographers preserved the Tropic Thunder funny man for posterity as he left the park with his little man in tow.

Or…maybe this isn’t Jack’s son at all. Perhaps the child is just a little one that Jack discovered living near the park in a tiny cabin made of scripts, surviving on the scraps tossed to him by Rodeo Drive passersby on their way to the plastic surgeon.

Someone should let Brad Pitt know that they’re giving away kids at a Beverly Hills park.