Samantha Ronson May Kiss and Tell

If Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan’s romance is winding down, it looks like everybody’s favorite female DJ will fill her free time by pursuing her literary ambitions.

E! Online reports that Big Sam is planning to write a book, with a probable focus on the hickey-happy arrangement between her and Lohan.

“It’s supposed to be about [Ronson], allegedly,” says an acquaintance of the couple. “But come on; you know Lindsay’s the only one people want to read about.”

What, you mean customers won’t line up at bookstores across the country for Sam’s etiquette tips or fashion advice?

Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan, wished Ronson the best of luck with her writing endeavor.

Just kidding; he acted like his usual a-hole self.

“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” the overachieving procreator announced. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”

Really? Michael Lohan is complaining about nobodies blabbing about his daughter’s private life in the media? Maybe he should pen a book of his own. I, Hypocrite has a nice ring for a title.