Stars Put on Their ‘Dancing’ Shoes

Promotional photos of the contestants from the upcoming season of ABC’s reality powerhouse Dancing With the Stars have been released. The new cast, which includes singer Toni Braxton, actress Susan Lucci and NFL player Warren Sapp, have begun training with their professional coaches.

Competitor Kim Kardashian has been given a higher degree of difficulty before her dance training could even begin.  She was injured by a glass coffee table, a suspicious-sounding injury.

Is it random coincidence that Kardashian sustained a gash to her dancing foot while in the midst of a feud with former DWTS loser Shanna Moakler?

Common sense would say that yes, it’s just a matter of happenstance. Luckily, common sense doesn’t apply to celebrities—especially not those celebrities who injure themselves dancing on coffee tables.