90210’s Massive Cover-Up

Looks like Shannen Doherty finally might be able to get herself recognized by the Malibu police department.

In anticipation of 90210’s September 2 premiere, both Us Weekly and Entertainment Weekly have slapped Doherty’s asymmetrical mug on the front of their mags.

EW makes Shannen share the cover with 90210 cast-mate Jennie Garth, which must have killed Shannen a little inside.

You can tell Doherty’s been taking acting lessons by the way she managed to lock arms with Garth, instead of locking her fingers around Jennie’s throat.

Meanwhile, keep an eye out on the newsstands for Tori Spelling. Word is she’ll be gracing the cover of the next weeks Worthless Heiress Monthly.