Homer Simpson’s Butt Issues

Fox TV’s longest running—and best paid—assault on mediocrity, The Simpsons, once again invades new territory on broadcast television.

The New York Post’s Page Six reports that Homer Simpson will undergo a screening for colon cancer on September 5.  The long-suffering patriarch will endure a colonoscopy as part of the Stand Up to Cancer fund-raiser to air simultaneously on ABC, CBS and NBC.

Just imagine what the scope might find up there.