Jessica Simpson's Butt Is a Garden of Roses

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The Niagra Falls Review reports that Carrie Underwood fan Jessica Simpson decided to get up close and far too personal with her audience at a recent concert.

The reviewer writes that Simpson had a story for every song.

Topics ranged from her almost quitting the music biz after screwing up a Dolly Parton tribute several years ago to ex-husband Nick Lachey's alleged cheating.

But the most personal revelation from Jessica concerned...her frequent gas attacks.

She's a lady, y'all!

"I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."

That last part must spell relief for boyfriend Tony Romo. Otherwise...

 

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