Jessica Simpson's Butt Is a Garden of Roses
The reviewer writes that Simpson had a story for every song.
Topics ranged from her almost quitting the music biz after screwing up a Dolly Parton tribute several years ago to ex-husband Nick Lachey's alleged cheating.
But the most personal revelation from Jessica concerned...her frequent gas attacks.
"I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."
That last part must spell relief for boyfriend Tony Romo. Otherwise...