Rihanna’s Credit Cards Not Yet Declined

Now wait just a gosh-darn minute! What’s Rihanna doing waltzing out of Fred Segal, one of L.A.’s trendiest, most-expensive boutiques?

Isn’t girlfriend rumored to be broke? Shouldn’t she go on and take a bow out of her notorious shopaholic ways.

Oh, that’s right…cougar Rihanna, 20, is looking to shack up with her much more financially stable 19-year-old beau Chris Brown.

That must be how she’s able to afford that assistant traipsing along behind her. But what’s all that paperwork in the woman’s arms? Hopefully it’s not Rihanna’s credit report.

Because if Ri-Ri reads that, she’s gonna require a rescue mission out of Disturbia.