Rihanna's Credit Cards Not Yet Declined
Now wait just a gosh-darn minute! What's Rihanna doing waltzing out of Fred Segal, one of L.A.'s trendiest, most-expensive boutiques?
That must be how she's able to afford that assistant traipsing along behind her. But what's all that paperwork in the woman's arms? Hopefully it's not Rihanna's credit report.
Because if Ri-Ri reads that, she's gonna require a rescue mission out of Disturbia.