Sienna Miller, Whirly Bird
Has Sienna Miller become so publicly reviled that she no longer dares to show her face at the airport?
Ooh; aren’t you a fancy girl! Well, guess there’s no time to lose when you’re in the process of trampling the last fragments of a once-healthy marriage.
And at least this way, she doesn’t have to worry about getting caught bawling her eyes out at the gas station.