The 'Today Show' Triples Up on Sexy
Apparently, the producers of The Today Show learned nothing from Fergie's bump-and-grind, fake-fellating inappropriateness on their stage some months back.
Or maybe they did.
The show continued its popular Summer Concert Series Friday, with a triple bill featuring Katy Perry, Jesse McCartney and the Pussycat Dolls.
That's Katy Perry, who can't stop going on and on about her same-sex leanings.
And Jesse McCartney, whose sheets-mussing video for "Leavin'" looks like a late-night Cinemax offering.
And the Pussycat Dolls, who...well, there's really no explanation necessary on that front.
But why Katy was dressed like a giant freakin' watermelon?
Maybe her hyper-religious parents should try praying that she develops a better fashion sense.