Tara Reid Hates Long Goodbyes

Busy bikini mogul Tara Reid and her polo-shirted traveling companion are the picture of a couple preparing to say farewell for an indefinite amount of time.

In the wake of jet-setting to keggers around the world to promote her line of swimwear, Tara seems to be telling her loved one that even when she’s face planted in the sand, drunk on margaritas, he’ll be in her thoughts.

The thoughts she can remember, that is.

But she doesn’t quite seem able to bring herself to kiss this lucky lad.

At least he had his ticket to Taradise.