Charlie Sheen’s Disappointing Birthday Surprise

By: Betsy Waldman / September 3, 2008

Expecting father Charlie Sheen was spotted meeting up with ex-wife and semen pirate Denise Richards on the night before his 43rd birthday.

The former couple was spotted entering and exiting the same building in Los Angeles, both looking downtrodden and dissatisfied with the outcome of their get-together.

Knowing these two, however, they’re probably lucky that their meet-up ended without any visible scars or bruises.