Jennifer Aniston: Look Who’s Stalking

The details of Jennifer Aniston’s guest stint on 30 Rock are trickling in, and according to People magazine the newly single actress will be playing a “free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker.”

“Jennifer is not only incredibly lovely to have around, she also has what the young people would call ‘mad skills.’ We’re very excited that she’s joining us,” notes Tina Fey, 30 Rock’s star and creator.

Wow. A “Fatal Attraction-like stalker.” Better call in the acting coaches, because this is gonna be a total stretch for Jen.

After all, it’s not like she’s ever gone to drastic extremes to prolong a doomed relationship. Or made up a relationship out of thin air. Or engaged in delusional behavior after being told that it’s all over with her boyfriend. Or hounded an ex from afar after he’s clearly moved on.

Hey, wait a minute; when did 30 Rock switch to a reality-TV format?