George Clooney Does His Civic Duty

George Clooney Does His Civic Duty-photo

George Clooney, what's going on with you?

First comes word that you—one of Hollywood's greatest modern lotharios—were cheated on by a mere cocktail waitress.

And now, here you are in Milan, filming a Honda commercial for the Japanese market.

Dude, usually when you're in Italy, you travel by yacht. With topless supermodels.

Are things that tight, George? Sure, you might not be pulling in Oprah Winfrey-level bucks, but your new flick, Burn After Reading, has been garnering great reviews. You probably won't be starving anytime soon.

Oh well. Hopefully Honda hooked you up with a decent car as part of your payday. It might come in handy next time you have to rapidly escape an overzealous fan.

 

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  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    What' s next, Clooney? Turning tricks on Santa Monica Blvd. for a few more grubby bucks?

  • offman
    offman

    listen, Geraldine drives a honda and it is very reliable car. Don't ya'll go making fun of Clooney just because he's tooting Honda's horn!