Lily Allen: Down In Spirits But Walking Tall

Yowza! Is that an AT-AT walker lumbering down the streets of London?

Why, no! It’s Lily Allen, looking glammed-out in elevated black boots. David Bowie would be proud.

Or rather, he would’ve been proud, if only Lily hadn’t drunkenly trashed Bowie’s old pal Elton John in public at last week’s GQ Men of the Year awards.

Since then, the viper-tongued singer has tried to pass the insults off as simple kidding around, while dashing out cryptic, somewhat suicidal messages on her Facebook profile.

Look, Lily, things could always be worse. Why not just “Smile”?