Paris Hilton Stands Up for Abstinence

Paris Hilton, the new face of abstinence? The socialite, business mogul and XXX starlet is a surprising spokesperson for cause keep-it-in-your-pants. But the generous heiress can’t help herself.

After comic Russell Brand ripped into the Jonas Brothers at Sunday’s MTV VMAs for sporting their purity rings, Paris felt moved to take a stand.

Paris told Us, “[Virginity]’s something cool for a kid to keep, so don’t pick on them for that.”

So, basically, Paris won’t pick on you if you’re a virgin. Just if you’re fat or don’t have a lot of hair.