Teri Hatcher's Sexy Advice for Her 10-Year-Old

Teri Hatcher's Sexy Advice for Her 10-Year-Old-photo

According to People, Teri Hatcher is dispensing some invaluable advice to her 10-year-old daughter Emerson: "Have great sex [and] eat the chocolate."

That's right, kiddo—forget all that book-cracking they're trying to teach you at school! Teri also warns against eating after 7 p.m. What happens after 7? Sex?

More of the Desperate Housewives actress' words of wisdom can be found in the column Hatcher's penning for British Glamour's October issue. Other tips for the next generation:

  • "Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss."
  • "Life's too short to stress; you'll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable."

Avoiding sitting on toilet seats shoud be easy enough to follow. But what about watching out for keeping an eye out for cougars?

 

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  • fbilash
    fbilash

    I just like Trei coz shez playful like me

  • theblowup
    theblowup

    Who uses condoms anymore? Wait, is this the right post? I though this was the Paris one. We know she's not a safety gal!

  • hispanicatthedisco
    hispanicatthedisco

    She's just jumping on the Sarah Palin bandwagon and endorsing underage sexuality.

  • offman
    offman

    Listen, ya'll don't make fun of Teri. She spells her name the same way as another Teri I know, although, she ain't as fine as this pretty little lady. Wait? What is this article about again? I'm just lookin' a pictures.

  • bawwow
    bawwow

    odd. very, very odd.

  • lisatee
    lisatee

    teri doesn't eat chocolate.

  • noah
    noah

    If her daughter looks anything like Teri then the best advice would be to wear a paper bag over her head.

  • allanthekind
    allanthekind

    The best advice any young girl could ever receive is: age gracefully. That must have been the next thing Teri Hatcher planned to say to her daughter. If she could turn back the clock about a decade, Teri Hatcher would look just like a girl I broke up with because she was always introducing her daughter as her sister. I started to suspect that the daughter was the sister as well. Which made it creepy when Teri would call me daddy.

 
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