Teri Hatcher’s Sexy Advice for Her 10-Year-Old

According to People, Teri Hatcher is dispensing some invaluable advice to her 10-year-old daughter Emerson: “Have great sex [and] eat the chocolate.”

That’s right, kiddo—forget all that book-cracking they’re trying to teach you at school! Teri also warns against eating after 7 p.m. What happens after 7? Sex?

More of the Desperate Housewives actress’ words of wisdom can be found in the column Hatcher’s penning for British Glamour’s October issue. Other tips for the next generation:

  • “Don’t sit on public toilet seats and make sure to floss.”
  • “Life’s too short to stress; you’ll be able to get past anything difficult; the sun will rise tomorrow; you are beautiful; you are lovable.”

Avoiding sitting on toilet seats shoud be easy enough to follow. But what about watching out for keeping an eye out for cougars?