The Osbournes and Speidi Feed Off Each Other

Are Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt looking to further hone their evil skills with advice from metal’s dark prince and his caustic spouse?

Ozzy Osbourne and wife Sharon were spotted at Los Angeles eatery the Ivy over the weekend, hobnobbing with the Hills super-villains.

Were Heidi and Spencer seeking tips on conjuring the devil, so that Montag might supernaturally wrest the Republican Vice Presidential nomination from Sarah Palin?

Or were the Osbournes hiring the telegenic gun enthusiasts to take out whoever gave their daughter Kelly a shiner recently?

With this quartet, anything’s possible. But be careful, Heidi; hanging out with the author of Sabbath Bloody Sabbath probably won’t do much to bolster your Christ-like reputation.