Pink Is the New Scientology

Is Pink about to join the illustrious list of celebrities who’ve embraced the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard?

Star Magazine reports that the “Stupid Girls” singer and lawnmower enthusiast, still distraught over her divorce from daredevil Carey Hart earlier this year, has turned to her Scientologist pal Juliette Lewis for a shoulder to cry on—and Lewis, in turn, is introducing her to the ways of Dianetics.

“Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved,” says the mag’s source.

Hopefully for Pink, the church’s doctrines don’t include a ban on licking one’s own armpit.