Victoria Beckham: Restaurateur

OK! reports that starvation enthusiast Victoria Beckham is teaming with ornery celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay to open a restaurant in L.A.

This is odd, seeing as the newly-shorn Victoria would appear to rarely ingest food.

Will the restaurant be serving shot glasses of Diet Coke, and perhaps some lettuce foam?

Ramsay told the press at the GQ Men of the Year awards that their restaurant will actually serve a menu of British comfort foods such as bangers and mash and fish and chips.

Victoria’s role will be to glare at customers if they actually eat anything.