Winner Vs. Loser: Lindsay Lohan Beats Lynne Spears

Ever since Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaked their relationship into the public eye, good things keep happening to the former wild child. This week was no exception:

  • Linds passed on Playboy—a year ago she would have been all over that ish. 
  • Not only does GF and BFF Sam want to make Lohan an honest woman before 2009, they want to start a family
  • She’s taking baby steps to rejuvenate her career, starting with Ugly Betty
  • For now, things with Dad are all good. That is if anyone believes Michael Lohan.
  • It looks as though Sam has just given her a rock as big as Lynne Spears’ brain.
Speaking of awful parents, Lynne Spears’ tell-all parenting book is now in the final stages of pre-release. Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World sounds like a real whiner winner: 
  • Lynne says she has no regrets about the way she raised her daughters. Oh, really? 
  • She was OK with Britney drinking at 13, having sex at 14, and doing cocaine at 15. 
  • Now Jamie Lynn is seventeen, with child, and single. Best. Parent. Ever!