Avril Lavigne Is Selling That Crap She Wears

Avril Lavigne Is Selling That Crap She Wears-photo

Avril Lavigne was hawking her new fashion line AbbeyDAWN at Laforet Harajuku yesterday in Tokyo. Good thing she didn't try sashaying these wanton outfits down the runways of Malaysia.

Avril's signature skinny ties and Catholic schoolgirl uniform skirts provide the common threads of AbbeyDAWN, giving the clothing line that classy grade-school skank look Avril has mastered.

If the frocks aren't enough to complete mall-trash couture, the "Girlfriend" singer has also come out with a fragrance. After all, why offend one sense when you can offend two?

Although Avril is trying her hardest to reproduce her look, at least she's not trying to reproduce herself. The über-punkette has no interest in babies. She's more interested in birds.

 

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  • drew
    drew

    Why do talentless celebs insist on being untalented in many genres? Please just stick to being a crappy singer, Avril. f*ck you, you're no good, bitch. av aint crappy, you are

  • drew
    drew

    what site is this???????? who are you guys?????? avril rocks..... you suck big time you fags. who dont you stop this site and get a life?????? the world's fed up of you pathetic worthless writers. suck my dick

  • Juliana
    Juliana

    Wooow, AV own line? My friend and I are going to FREAK OUT!! We Love Avril

  • starjonesing
    starjonesing

    Why do talentless celebs insist on being untalented in many genres? Please just stick to being a crappy singer, Avril.

  • noah
    noah

    I heard she's selling her panties -- there's a huge market for that in Japan... so I, umm, read. http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp