Mario Lopez Keeps His Shirt On

Celebuzz / September 15, 2008

Today is a day that will live in infamy…

Dancing With the Stars contestant and ab-fabulous beefcake Mario Lopez will no longer show off his bare upper body for the camera, People magazine reports.

“My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me,” says the dimpled stallion. “My TV projects are my main priority.”

It’s long been suspected that Lopez harbors anti-toplessness sentiments. But few thought that he would take this philosophy so far as to deny the general public a view of his chiseled magnificence.

Oh well; at least now he’ll save a bundle on chest wax. Not like the guy is hurting for money these days…